20 step-by-step modules. A complete CRM + route system. Contracts, scripts, door hangers, pricing calculator, and a 90-day launch plan. One kit. One payment. $197 $97.
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Every dog produces 275 lbs of waste a year. Almost nobody wants to deal with it — and they'll pay you weekly, forever, to make it disappear.
U.S. households with a dog — your customer pool never dries up
per month from just 60 weekly clients on autopay
gross on a tight route — better than most trades
total startup cost. A rake, a bucket, and this kit.
A 23-minute yard like this bills $85 — and converts to $1,200+/year of weekly service. Dogs make the mess. You make it disappear. They pay you forever.
Not videos and vibes. Real, finished tools — ready the minute you download.
| Client | Day | Plan | $/mo |
|---|---|---|---|
| Sarah M. 🐕🐕 | Tue | Weekly | $104 |
| James C. 🐕 | Tue | Weekly | $87 |
| Dana L. 🐕🐕🐕 | Thu | 2×/week | $260 |
| + 57 more… | route board auto-builds | ↻ | |
From LLC to first hire: legal setup, gear under $500, pricing, Google domination, the first-10-clients playbook, field SOPs, retention, commercial accounts, and the 90-day plan that sequences it all.
Replaces $100+/month of software: client CRM, lead pipeline, auto-building route board, invoicing, expense tracker, marketing ROI tracker, instant quote calculator, live KPI dashboard.
Client service agreement, welcome emails, review & referral scripts, price-raise letter, property-manager pitch, job post for your first hire, print-ready door hanger, laminated 12-step field SOP.
Every number, script, and system comes from running a real pet waste removal company in Dallas–Fort Worth.
"I'm not a marketer who picked a niche. I scoop yards. I've quoted the awkward quotes, chased the declined cards, hung the door hangers in July heat, and built these systems because I needed them on my own routes.
This kit is everything I wish someone had handed me on day one — the exact playbook I'd use to start over in a new city tomorrow. No fluff. No 'mindset' chapters. Documents, numbers, and words that work."
— Josh, Founder of Poop Savvy DFW 🐾
A $69/month membership, $27 generic templates, or a thousand contradictory YouTube videos. Here's where this kit sits:
| ReadyPoopStartup™ | $69/mo community | $27 template packs | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Price | $97 once | $828/year | $27 |
| Complete CRM + route system | ✓ Included | ✗ | ✗ |
| Contracts & legal templates | ✓ Included | Partial | Generic |
| Word-for-word sales scripts | ✓ Included | Scattered | ✗ |
| From a real operator | ✓ Working scooper | ✓ | ✗ Content farms |
| Done in | One download | Months of videos | — |
Less than one week of revenue from your first two clients.
It's written for exactly you. Module 2 walks the legal setup click-by-click, Module 20 tells you what to do each week for 90 days, and the scripts give you the literal words to say. If you can follow a checklist and pick up poop, you're qualified.
$310–$470 all-in, itemized line-by-line in Module 3 — gear, insurance, door hangers, everything. The kit shows you what to skip (most of what beginners buy).
Most suburbs have zero or one professional scooper, usually with a weak Google presence. Module 5 includes a scoring worksheet to verify YOUR area before you spend a dollar.
No. The included CRM + route system runs free in Google Sheets and replaces paid software until 50–60 clients. Billing runs on a free Square/Stripe account.
The 90-day plan targets 8–12 clients by day 30 (~$1,000/mo recurring) and 30–45 by day 90 ($3,000–4,500/mo). Your hustle in weeks 2–8 decides which end of the range you hit.
Instant download after checkout: PDF guide, spreadsheet, editable Word templates, print-ready PDFs. Lifetime access including updates.
It's an action-based guarantee — not a no-questions-asked refund. Work the first 30 days of the launch plan. If you're not convinced the kit will get you to paying clients, email us within 30 days showing what you did (your live Google Business Profile, door hangers ordered or distributed, your outreach log) and we'll refund 100%. If you downloaded the kit and never put it to work, the guarantee doesn't apply.
Every scoop company you'll ever envy started with one person, one rake, and one decision.
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